Diaper Wipe Cartel

The Dairy Queen and I went to Costco to get some supplies--240 loaves of bread, a lifetime supply of apples, a tub of Twizzlers, 1,400 frozen party quiches, and some diaper wipes. We got a case of 8 packs of 88 natural baby booty wipers. The math: 8x88=enough wipes to tie together and pull a Spaniard across the Atlantic Ocean. Or enough wipes to satisfy EGB for approximately 24 hours.

When unloading the goods. It looked like one of those pictures of from the DEA in which they stopped a record amount of drugs from coming across the border. I don't work for the DEA--I represent the vigilante Diaper Wipe Cartel of West-Central Colorado. We're just trying to stop diaper rash from spreading on the streets and prevent doody from getting on the sheets. Our motto is, "Wipe Front To Back Or There's Gonna Be Trouble". Keep it real.