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Friday, March 16, 2012

That Time of the Week

It's Friday!

If you have a big stinky sister, be afraid......they take toys and tickle.

Cute, but dangerous.  Eats rattlesnakes.  Call authorities if seen

Friday, March 9, 2012

Is It Friday Again?

If you all are truly wondering where the great tales of EGB and Lil B are.....they're sucked into a vortex.  A black hole of sleeplessness.

We're busy dammit! And Lil B hasn't figured out how to sleep.  I've been telling him it's not hard.  Just close your eyes and do it.  He's messing with me.  When he gets it you'll know because I'll be back as the blogging matador that I once was.

Fight the power y'all

Rock a smile from time to time.

Make someone read you a book and then stare at them.

Friday, March 2, 2012


Oh man.  It's been a wild ride in 2012.  I'd tell you but I'm not sure the prison guards will let me.

If you get one phone call from me.  Answer it.  I'll tell you a story or two.

Until then.....

Kick out the JAMS it's Friday! I'm possessed by warm milk and cookies!
 Am I the only one that's normal around here?  I just want to chill.  Pee in my diaper and just relax.  Maybe read a book or two.  That's all.  This whole scene is crazy.
Ok.  Thanks for the book, but did you really have to throw in the part about flying monkeys that like to eat babies for breakfast?  Huh?  Now, I can't sleep and mommy and daddy are gonna be mad as hell.