EGB Celebrity Hairdoos...

Ummmmm. I'm not sure how to introduce this blog entry other than the fact that I personally think it's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I know it's a self-congratulatory statement to introduce something that you created as funny, but dammit, you're about to see some funny in the form of EGB the comedian. Sometimes I'm glad EGB can't talk yet because she'd probably say something like, "Dang, you and momma had me so I could be a prop for your jokes."

I'd tell her, "Yes, that's true, but I love you more than any other prop. You're my number one prop. You're the prop of all props. Prop-o-mania. Prop prop. I'd fight all other props to keep you as the top prop."

And she'd be like, "Oh, ok. Carry on."

EGB has just hit the 6 month mark. Which means several things--she's eating solid foods, she's growing up too fast, 20 1/2 years until she's of legal drinking age, 6 months ago she was in a belly, she's blessed our lives, and she's still bald. I'm no hair-ologist, but I've seen many a baby with more hair at birth than EGB. I'm hoping the grand design will bring some sprouts to our little potato head soon. If not, we're going to have to go shopping for a baby toupee.

So out of mere curiosity and desire to entertain ourselves at the expense of each other...actually just EGB...we took some of the Dairy Queen's hair to create some celebrity hairstyles for the gorgeous EGB.

Up first.... We have the perennial party look--wet-curl Rick James...RIP.

Up next, and maybe my favorite....is the oh so glamorous Salma Hayek.

And now we have the wild-child Heath Ledger--Joker style.

Taking it back old-school...we have the What's Happenin' Rerun style.

And back to reality....we have the sleek bald baby Sinead O'Connor look.