Got 2 Bottom Tooths

Beware wild animals, meat products, republicans, and mean children. EGB has two teeth. This may be a bit of an overstatement considering that they both have merely cracked the bottom gum...they both total maybe an 1/8 of a tooth. They're like mini rice granules.


Don't be fooled, this 1/8 of a tooth is sharp. Razor sharp. She can eat rocks, cut gems, bite the head off a mosquito, and chomp the Dairy Queen where it counts. She'll be eating live chickens in no time.


I asked her if these mini-ivories were bothering her. She replied, "No, but if you act up I'm gonna saw your eyebrows off." (typical response these days). At that point I left the room, bought a side of cattle, and left it in the crib for the carnivorous EGB to gnaw on through the night. As long as we have animal bones around the house we should be ok with this teething baby beast.

Oh no?!?! What's going on here?



Pssst. Papa, I've got something to say to you. It's very serious. My cheeks are gonna blow up. I've got tooths.

Ok....I think I'm gonna be ok.....Just go get me some ham bones to file these fangs down.
I'm happy about these teeth...Whoo wee--Feed me grown up food.
Can you see the tooths?
No? Now can you?
NO? NOW CAN YOU?!?!