Happy Friday alllllll! We survived another weekend in the woods. Dirty feet, lost sunglasses, skeeter biters, grilled animals, dusty roads.....full stories are on their way.
Until then, a Cliff note of how to hike EGB style.
#1--Fill up Camelbak with tons of water because Moms and Dads are always sweating me about drinking the stuff. I prefer chocolate milk, but I'll entertain the captors for a bit.
#3--Find a mountain and hike it.
#4--Smile when you pee in your shorts. Change into new shorts.
#5--Grab a pole and slay fish with your friends.
#7--Get yer own line and relax.
#8--And if those new shorts don't fit. Don't worry people think it's funny when they fall off.
And that's it in a nutshell. Do it over and over and over and you'll have a good life.
Go kick this weekend's tushy!
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