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Monday, January 19, 2009

7 1/2 Months Of Baby Superstardom

EGB's crawl is on its way to becoming a swagger. She can put together a 4-step crawl in relatively quick succession before either plopping on her face or sitting up. It seems to tire her out or maybe she's emulating Calvin and his doggie panting.

EGB is 7 and 1/2 months into the world and still has 2 teeth, a mostly bald head, 80% of body weight distributed in her cheeks, and mastered the Darth Vader battle cry, "Ahhhhhhhhh"...

She's the best. I love her more than Timmy loved Lassie. More than Archie loved hamburgers. More than Batman loved Robin (not sure what was REALLY going on there). More than chocolate loves chips. More than Roger Rabbit loved Jessica. More than Rick loved Jessie's girl. Got it? She's the Ace. Sorry Calvin--You're the Ace minus .01%.

Thanks EGB for coming into our the time you can read, you'll probably be mad at me for posting your goofy images for the world to see. And you know what I'll say? "Oops."

I figure if I put on this lamb suit they'll never see me leave. I'm crawling to the Inauguration.....Which way is East?
Dang it. I only made it to the middle of the living room.
Maybe I'll just get the remote and watch it on the boob tube. Boob!?!? Did someone say boob? Miiiiiilllllllk!!!!!!!
Baahhaaa (insert sheep sound here). Has anyone seen my Daaahaaahaad!
I've got the keys to the kingdom. Ha ha ha. I'm gonna lock you up, cast spells on your children, and make them send their toys to me. Woo Ha ha.
Working it out on the couch. Happy days are back.
I can't seee youuuu.

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