Boom!

It's storytime, y'all.

We've been through battle...the homecoming is near.  You're going to be floored on the stories I've got to tell.

Until then you'll have to be appeased by the EGB's storytelling delights.  Kids from all over the world have been flocking to our house at all hours of the day to hear the Great EGB and her story telling. Just last night at 3AM, I had to tell this 2 year old Estonian kid to turn around and go home.  I can't be having this type of interruption.  Nor can the EGB or Baby B.  They got brain cells to grow.

Pull up a chair, grab a box of tissues, and maybe some raisinets or a grilled cheese.  You're going to go on a magical ride like you've never been on before.  Bring your tickets and welcome to the 4th dimension.

Oh, in case you're wondering who "Darla" is...she's the EGB's alter-ego and sometimes nemesis.   Darla tells good stories, but also flushes socks down the toilet.  Darla will kiss you with the touch of a butterfly and at the same time prison shank you with a sharpened toothbrush. She's the best of both worlds.  If you see Darla, give her a quick high-five, then run.  It's for the best.

Parenting is quite the polarizing experience, huh?

And now presenting, "Darla and EGB Tell the Tales of Dora and Some Other Monsters"